An attempt to pen down my first sexual writings on papers, parturition of a fresh essayist with the compilation of few of his real life dirty blue stories in this book “Zero Displacement”. Zero Displacement, in coherence to the fusion with women in private and having zero voids between the two bodies. The principal actor - the philanderer, is November born womanizer of the year 1981 is a simplistic, diffident and an above-board personality with immense eroticism. By profession a determined, formulated software consultant and manager, let's give this masculine scorpion, a pseudo identity, ciphered as V.BAg. As a matter of choice you can even tag it as “The Vulgar BAg ”, though in reality, it encompasses the beginning alphabets of my first, middle and last real name.